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Katie Holmes Seen Wearing Gloves
TUESDAY, JULY 22, 2008Author: Olena
Tags: Katie Holmes
What’s even more shocking than wearing too little? Wearing too much, especially when it’s a suspicious article of clothing like a pair of gloves. Who needs to wear gloves in the middle of the sweltering summer while drinking a venti Starbucks coffee? Of course, someone whose hands have been discolored by a Scientology ritual. At least, that’s the hypothesis of a few observers. According to aol:
New converts to Scientology are supposed to ingest massive doses of vitamin B3, aka Niacin, which some say causes the hands to turn purple.
Last week when Katie Holmes wasn’t wearing gloves, she had her hands tucked into her shirt sleeves like a shy schoolgirl or wrapped inside Tom Cruise’s. Into what labyrinth has Tom led her? One that has denied her the true sense of touch at least for a little while. Luckily, now the situation is under control. We are allowed to see Katie’s hands again. She is officially a convert.
But hows the Obstetrician handling this ?
MONDAY, JULY 14, 2008Author: Olena
Tags: Angelina Jolie
This summer babies are popping out of celebrities like gumballs from a candy machine! The newest babes in the spotlight are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twins Knox and Vivienne.
You’ve already heard that Brad was calm as a monk on retreat during the birth. He even got to cut an umbilical cord! But, I know you have been wondering about the obstetrician...
Sussmann – who delivered Jolie's son Knox Saturday night at 6:27 p.m., followed by daughter Vivienne one minute later – left his car double parked outside the hospital for more than an hour during the early morning visit.
The obstetrician arrived at the Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France, around 8:50 a.m. in his black Mercedes coupe. Parked partially across a pedestrian crossing, he left the hazard lights flashing as he went inside for more than an hour.
His previous check-up visits have usually lasted around 20 minutes and the doctor normally leaves his car in the underground garage, not double-parked on the road outside.
Obviously the obstetrician was so flustered by the birth that he couldn’t even remember his usual routine. What’s worse, he inconvenienced pedestrians by parking partially in the crosswalk. Would Angelina and Brad wanted this? I think not.
Evidence of Rosies Affair Found in her Blog
TUESDAY, JULY 01, 2008Author: Olena
Tags: Rosie O Donnell
The false alarm about Rosie O’Donnell’s adulterous affair led me to take a look at her blog. After all, what could be more comforting than a visit to rosie.com? Her blog demands attention for reasons other than the creation of a new poetry-text message genre and her “at home” face, shining everywhere in its nakedness, making you praise the invention of make-up. Look at today’s post:
home againCoincidentally, she writes about a Cyndi. Never mind that it’s Cyndi Lauper, she’s obviously got her lover on the brain:
for one night only
-one night only - come on big baby come on-
off to rock with cyndiMaybe it really wasn’t a false alarm. Now let’s pray that the object of Rosie’s affection Cindy Adams really is a lesbian so those girls can have some fun.
cuz
girls just wanna have fun
Paris Hilton Donates to LA’s Childrens Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases
FRIDAY, JUNE 27, 2008Author: Susan
Tags: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton may have momentarily shown that she isn’t a total waste of space. That’s good - everyone needs a break once in a while.
The Childrens Hospital Los Angeles announced the One Night In Paris star “has made an ‘extremely generous’ donation toward the construction of a new 460,000 square-foot medical tower at the downtown facility.” This contribution will go towards the building of a double-patient room in the Childrens Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases (opening in 2010) into what will probably look like a spa for kids who deserve it.
Paris told E!:
"I am so happy and fortunate to announce my support for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles," Hilton said in a statement. "The children I have met through my [involvement] at Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart."
And according to E!:
The 27-year-old celebutante started volunteering at the hospital following her release from jail after serving 23 days for DUI. Proceeds from the August launch of her eponymous clothing line at the West Hollywood boutique Kitson also went to the kids, some of whom were at the party to fete the arrival of Hilton's collection of relatively affordable casual wear.
Bravo, Paris Hilton! This maybe your best act yet!
Britney Spears and Kevin Ferderline Lighting Old Flame
THURSDAY, JUNE 26, 2008Author: Susan
Tags: Britney Spears , Jaime Lynn Spears , KFed
Say what? That’s right, it maybe hard to stomach but a very reliable source told the Chicago Sun-Times:
Yeah, while things are cooking let’s just hope these two don’t accidentally set each other on fire. Out of stupidity that is. Wouldn’t it be tragic if like K-Fed is genuinely back in love with Brit but a horrible turn of fate causes him to sadly trip over his ankles and push his lovely ex too close to a deep-fryer at the Hometown Buffet or KFC? Because, technically, these two might be he dumbest two people on earth so it could happen.“The entertainer [Britney Spears] and ex-hubby Kevin Federline may be getting back together.
Apparently the time the former couple have been in touch regarding Spears' expanding her visitation rights with their sons has reignited strong feelings between the two.
Spears also was very touched by K-Fed's interest and concern about her younger sister, as Jamie Lynn Spears became a mom herself last week.
According to the source, a Spears-Federline recoupling ''wouldn't come as a big surprise,'' though don't hold your breath for a second trip down the aisle for the twosome.
''Let's see how this goes ... but something [romantic] is definitely again cooking there.''
So why this sudden spark? I don’t know, maybe it’s a summer thing. Maybe once the sun sets for the season, the once perky pop singer will tell her loser ex, “That was fun, but I’ve got things to do now. KIT!” But more realistically all this wooing probably has to do with K-Fed needing more money, and for Brit because unfortunately once you sink to Adnan Ghalib-level anything looks good.
Ashley Dupre Is Still Trying to Sue Joe Francis
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 25, 2008Author: Susan
Tags: Ashley Dupre , Joe Francis
Ashley Dupré should just marry Joe Francis instead of trying to sue him. They are perfect for each other - together they can continue to ruin lives and ensure a certain level of sleaze is ever-present in our society. But according to E!:
Oh really? That’s a lot of $$ she’s going after for...ummm...cybersquatting? What the hell is that? Whatever it is I’m sure she’s gotten paid for it before. Seriously, this girl should be in jail. I mean, if this were an episode of Law & Order Sam Waterson would’ve gotten this girl’s confession, nailed Spitzer, AND would've still had enough extra dirt to throw this little ho in the slammer.The game is still on as far as Ashley Dupré'scamp is concerned.
A source tells E! News that the notorious New Yorker's lawsuit against Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is still alive and well, despite Francis' earlier claim that she was abandoning her effort to extract $10 million from his flesh-fueled empire.
The often legally engaged entrepreneur told Access Hollywood that Dupré's attorney had informed him that she would be a "no-show" for her scheduled deposition Wednesday and would then be dropping the case and "issuing an apology to me."
To which Dupré's attorney replied, Um, not so fast.
"The deposition was postponed weeks ago," Florida-based lawyer Richard Wolfe said Tuesday. "I am going on vacation for three weeks and when I return, we will re-set a new date. And if they settle, they settle."
A rep for Francis didn't immediately respond to a request for comment.
Dupré sued him in April for unjust enrichment, cybersquatting and violations of Florida's unfair competition statute and its unfair trade practices act for trying to peddle barely legal footage of her shot in 2003 after she unintentionally made a name for herself this year when ex-New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer was caught frequenting an NYC escort service.
RedOne Calls Heidi Montag a Star But It’s The Reefer Talking
TUESDAY, JUNE 24, 2008Author: Susan
Tags: Heidi Montag , Spencer Pratt
Famed Moroccan and Swedish producer, RedOne, who has worked with the likes of Kat Deluna, Shakira, and Wyclef Jean, can now add Heidi Montag to his list of musical talents, but this of course probably happened during a moment when a slight ripple in time split the earth’s atmosphere for a fracture of a nano-second, and by a stroke of ill-fate, caused a screw to come loose in RedOne’s brain at the exact moment he inhaled a too-tightly-packed blunt. After a temporary set-back in his mental capacities, he agreed to produce Montag’s new single “Fashion” and then said these words to usmagazine.com in an interview:
Us: Tell Us about "Fashion." - It sounds amazing. The song is all about fashion and all about her - shopping, clothes, her whole aura. She's really taken it to the next level.... We are working on more [songs], and it's crazy, shocking stuff that will surprise everybody.
See that’s the reefer talking. No one talks about auras, let alone Heidi Montag’s aura which might sting your eyes like the sheen off fiberglass on a hot day.
So you wrote "Fashion?" - Yes. I'm writing and producing her whole album. We are going to do it big. She finally found someone she connected with — me. It's all about the connection. When it doesn't work with an artist, it doesn't work. With her, it's perfect. You can tell in the music that we connect.
You mean someone other than Heidi wrote those lyrics?? – and it’s not Spencer? Crap, no one can be that dumb. It must be the reefer talking.
Can Heidi sing? - Definitely. She's really good, and I love her personality and the way it comes through in a song. She makes you believe it. She's great in the studio.
All I’ve ever wanted to believe in is magic, but I’m not sure Heidi’s making that happen. Maybe I need a reefer.
What does Spencer do in the studio? - He just chills - he loves listening to her.
Obviously, he's also picking at a hang nail and bleaching his hair with a toothbrush.
See, after the ripples in time meld back into the smooth molecular equilibrium of the atmosphere as we know it, and the mental capacities of RedOne returns once more, he’s going to have a bad case of dry mouth and a hankering for pudding pops and maybe it’ll take a day or two, but all this will come back to him and he’s going to need another reefer to forget it all. Fortunately, I vow to be there when this happens. What a win-win for me. I could provide a shoulder to cry on as well as pull out a silver case of quality weed for somone who deserves it.Will she sign to a label soon? -We don't want to talk about that yet. We have offers and big things, but [we're] taking our time. The label is the easiest part. Once you find the right music, it's over!
Where do you see her career going? -I definitely think she's a star. She has a star quality — a powerful personality with no limits. She can do anything and make it sound credible. She's a born star.
