Hugh Hefner’s Sexy “Senior Moment” with Pam Anderson

Amidst all the wonders recorded in holy writ no instance can be produced where a young woman from real inclination has preferred an older man.  -- George Washington

Pity that old George, steward of the American Revolution and face of the one-dollar bill, never ran across the likes of Pamela Anderson while chasing down Redcoats.  Perhaps then he too would have enjoyed--as Playboy Magazine founder Hugh Hefner did the other evening while celebrating his 82^nd birthday--a naked lap dance from the silicone-sutured sexual icon.  Reports state that after a raucous night out in Las Vegas with his three young, blonde and vapid live-in girlfriends, Hef returned to his hotel suite to find Anderson waiting for him clad only in high heels.  “He was stunned.  He had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen,” said Palms owner George Maloof, who owns the hotel where Hefner and his harem stayed.   The sagging starlet was said to also dance erotically to the delight of the ogling octogenarian.   While Hefner might be an inspiration to many males over that magic age where they can get discounted coffee at McDonald’s, we do hope, for the sake of hundreds of thousands of comely female staffers employed at nursing homes and assisted-living facilities around the world, that his hands-on approach to young woman is more admired than mimicked.