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The Tom Cruise Charm School

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14, 2007
Author: David
Tags: Katie Holmes , Tom Cruise


Cruise Awk

Gents, you know how important it is to complement your woman at least seven times a day, even if only to say how beautiful she looks while flossing her teeth. Actually, if you’ve used that one, then you may be running out of material.  So, for some pointers, I advise reading the upcoming interview in In Style magazine with Katie Holmes, who reveals a little of the down-right sexy romantic banter between herself and hubby Tom Cruise.  Surely if anyone knows how to romance a woman, it’s the star of Rainman. 

Katie says in the interview:  "[He] likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then. I like it when he likes it. It makes me blush. He'll say, 'You look good. I hope security's going with you.'"

See how smooth and at-ease Cruise can be with the opposite sex?  That comment about the security detail was not remotely awkward or a little forced.    

I know, there is a rumor that Cruise is gay, and Holmes surely has her eyes wide shut to the truth about this guy.  But look, he has married or dated some of the most beautiful women in the world.  He has even fathered a flesh and blood child with one of them.  He has convincingly played some of the most butch, I mean, masculine characters in recent film history – Maverick, the guy from Magnolia, the guy from War of the Worlds.  It would take a very skilled homosexual actor to evoke such a display of unbridled heterosexuality, don’t you think? 

So read In Style magazine for the very straight story on Tom Cruise, and if you take some of his useful tips on how to talk to your woman, they just might make a more impressive heterosexual out of you as well.