Yes, Britney Spears Wore A Pirate Belt But, No, She Will Not Smuggle Her Children Into Cuba To Win Custody Battle

Last Thursday, Britney Spears attended a Southland party wearing a black pirate belt (skull and bones cinched way high around her waist), but that should not be used as evidence against her in her on-going custody battle with former husband Kevin Federline.

Today in LAWFUEL, “Reports indicating that pop star Britney Spears may disappear to Cuba with her children, to avoid losing custody, are nonsense, according to sources familiar with the star's legal battles.”  Those rumors also insist that Britney “is desperate to reconcile in order to avoid losing her children. Failing reconciliation, reports indicate she may flee to Cuba or commit suicide.”

Even though Britney looks like a total tool in that pirate belt and generally makes herself look like an asshole at least once in public each day, I don’t think it’s fair she is the only one suffering here.  First of all, both her kids are alive and live better than most kids on this planet.  Kids in Russia are still eating lead paint chips.  So, I say Brit's not doing too bad.  Besides ex-body guard, Tony Barretto, and that giant wad, K-Fed, don’t care about the children of Russia let alone Sean Preston and Jayden James.  It’s obvious they only care about Britney’s bank.  Why else would sleazy L.A. attorney Gloria Allred be involved.  She doesn’t work on the cheap.  Neither does K-Fed (if he works at all, and fighting for the kids is probably pretty taxing).  Barretto, well, he doesn’t have a job anymore (he should have just fucking picked up that hat), and it’s clear he won’t need one for a long time if he pokes his fat finger into Britney’s pot of gold.