Penicillin Alert: Tommy Lee and Kid Rock To Fight

Stuff.co.nz says that infectious rockers Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, each having held the dubious title of being married (and divorced) to Hep C vixen Pamela Anderson, could step into the ring for a cool $5 mil.

Lee and Rock have been incoherently jarring and throwing drunken haymakers at each other for some time now (their last boil over was at the September 9 VMA Awards), jousting, supposedly, over the right to be declared the undisputed holder of the former Ms. Tool Time’s artificially-plumped (but still sagging) breasts.  Their dispute has generated enough talk and publicity that legendary boxing promoter Bob Arum, teaming with a prominent Vegas nightclub owner, is offering up sizable cash for the hedonistic headbangers to settle their differences in the ring.  While neither of the two, it seems, has past experience in the “Sweet Science,” as boxing purists refer the sport, their collective chemical imbalances should make for an interesting bout.  If the fight does happen, we advise ringside watchers to either don a biohazard suit or bring along a dropcloth to protect against flying blood and saliva.  And perhaps, just for safe measure (particularly if Pam is flaunting about in her skivvies) a hypo filled with strong antibiotics.