Britney Spears Objects To Father’s Legal Control Of Her Life

Ironically after months of battling for custody of her two children, Britney Spears is now under custody of her father, Jamie Spears.  Besides appearing a little incestual, what with a pregnant teen sister and all, the whole ordeal reminds me a bit of the TV series, The Beverly Hillbillies; all Britney needs now is a crazy, rough-house grandmother to pop out of the Louisiana woodworks or swamplands or a tool shed and beat the whole family with a cane.  After that, Grandma Spears can drive the clan in a motorized buggy back to the exclusive gated community where Brit Brit lives next door to her disapproving neighbor George Clooney.

Whether or not Britney might like the above scenario, which in my opinion would be a well needed can of whoop-ass, she is certainly not happy with her father’s court granted custody over her life.   She may not have any say regarding Jamie Spears’s custody of her mind, body, and soul due to her 14 days of extended stay at UCLA Medical Center.  Psych evaluation, guys, again.  I believe in modern science, don’t get me wrong, in fact, I invented a pup-tent for my cat made of that foil-like material intended to reflect the feline’s own body heat so that it can be re-absorbed into her fluffy body – yes, I invented a system of internal greenhouse effect to save my cat’s life in case of a snow-in.  Yet, even with all this modern know-how, I’m still keeping my fingers crossed for Grandma Spears. She’s gotta be out there.

Anyways, this is the news from usmagazine.com:

“After winning temporary legal control of his daughter Friday, Britney Spears' father Jamie Spears will return to court today for another hearing on his daughter's affairs today.

The hearing could get more heated, as it is expected that Spears' attorney, Sorrell Trope of the firm Trope and Trope, will argue that Jamie should be removed as co-conservator because his daughter does not trust him.

But an insider tells Usmagazine.com that it may be an uphill battle for Trope "because what child does get along with their parents when they are locked in the psych ward?"

Adds the source, "It's going to be hard to convince the court that Britney can be taken seriously given the state that she's in."

At Friday's hearing, Jamie won temporary legal control over his daughter. He also has full control of her residence and can legally remove anyone who is staying there. A lawyer named Andrew Wallet was named co-conservator. A court creates a conservatorship when it concludes a person no longer can care for themselves or their personal and financial affairs.”