People Magazine Doesn't Know Victoria Beckham Is An Alien

People Magazine is just too nice. I mean, sure the Beckhams have been getting a warm welcome and all, I mean, I guess it’s good to be nice to foreigners, but I think including Victoria Beckham with Kate Moss, Lily Allen, Kate Middleton and Emma Watson as part of this year’s “Best Dressed” is going a little too far. But I guess since being voted “Best Dressed” has nothing to do with your face, the former Posh Spice can slide into this category, but don’t you have to wear the clothes well and wear them on a human-looking body to count?  People is being way too generous.  You know the remake of “The Invasion of the Body Snatchers” is coming out.  I’m just saying.  Victoria Beckham is an alien and she is just waiting for you to fall to sleep.