Paris Loves New York Men

Hirsute Hotel Heiress Paris Hilton, rumored (God let it be true!) to have recently added extra-long hair extensions to her dye-blonde bob, was overheard the other night at Hollywood hot spot Green Door complaining to sis Nicky about the dearth of men at the club. According to Page Six, what the naughty ninny actually said was, "There are no guys at this party--or in LA in general.  New York has so much better guys."  While we not exactly sure what criteria Ms. Hilton uses to judge men (Deep belief in God?  Knowledge of 19th century literary criticism?  Well-trimmed sideburns?), we can assume this news will make many a man in the Big Apple pleased.  Might it even jump-start the stagnant stock market?  Who knows.