Paris Hilton Makes Some Pizza Boy A Really Lucky Guy

Paris Hilton has taken Alex Vaggo home to meet her parents.  Alex, a 20 year-old recent college grad from Gothenburg, Sweden, was working as a pizza delivery boy over the summer to make some extra cash during his holiday in L.A.  His friends describe him as “shy” and a “laid-back kind of guy,” who hopes to be a model one day.  The heiress has been parading the 20 year-old around L.A. after meeting him at a club, and even though this might sound kind of humiliating to someone with dignity the kid did graduate from college and by pure statistics alone must be smarter than Paris.  Look at this picture for evidence: Alex wants to be a model and thus he is making that sunken modeling face even though they are just walking somewhere.  I give him a C+.  But if I were this “Alex”, I would jump Paris, impregnate her while she still wants to mate, and ride her fame into perfecting my own modeling career (while she's pregnant and vulnerable), and then, duh, I wouldn’t have to drive some dumpy car delivering pizzas anymore.