Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards Together? Nude? In Playboy? Wow, I say

Playboy has offered Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards $1 million dollars to pose nude together. But, you may want to know why.  I do.  We’ve already seen them in the magazine back when they were kind of hot, and that was a long time ago.  Pamela Anderson basically looks all used-up and Denise Richards reportedly sleeps with like twenty dogs now (after her split with Charlie Sheen), so why would anyone pay to see these two together.  Maybe Playboy’s traded their “girl next door” appeal with some other tag-line, and I can think of a few but I don’t want to be mean.  Children might be reading.