Nicole Richie And Joel Madden Have A Daughter Who Looks Just Like Richie

Hurray, because what would happen if Nicole and Joel’s little bundle of joy, Harlow Winter Kate Madden, looks like Joel? She would have been born all in black and most likely wearing a mini round-brimmed hat.  The upside of this would perhaps be tiny Harlow Winter would be able to sing and perform like the Blues Brothers right out of Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, in LA, sliding past Christina Aguilera’s newborn baby boy, and immediately embark on a mission to save an orphanage (like in the great movie The Blues Brothers).  She’d end up in a giant car chase scene that would be for a good cause, which would further bolster Nicole and Joel’s philanthropic efforts which raised and donated €200,000 worth of gifts as part of her baby shower (and The Richie Madden Children's Foundation).

Well that’s all wishful dreaming of course, kind of, since Good Charlotte rocker and father to baby Harlow Winter Kate Madden, was quoted by People as saying the baby looks more and more like her mother each day.  What super hero strengths would be genetically passed on in this case?  I dunno, perhaps the baby will be seduced by Paris Hilton into a revived season of The Simple Life, become anorexic, then get pregnant but still look anorexic, then go on a series of interviews where her increase in weight is monitored and applauded. There will be a DUI and jail time somewhere in her life time. In the end she will start a children’s foundation, which everyone will think is very commendable, and then the godmother of her child (Misha Barton's spell-bindingly beautiful daughter) will be slapped with a DUI right before Harlow Winter delivers her own bundle of joy.

Or perhaps little Harlow Winter Kate Madden will grow up to become her own woman who will wow us when she’s 45, an age I believe when women really become women, and her reality TV star mother and rocker father will have nothing to do with any of her accomplishments.

The baby is the couple’s first child and is currently 19 inches long and growing, according to Madden’s blog.  The birth occurred last Friday.