Miss New Jersey Receives Another Urgent Fed-Ex

Miss New Jersey Amy Polumbo received another urgent Fed-Ex today. If the Garden State belle, a Sagittarius, doesn’t weed out her blackmailer, could it cost her the tiara? Police are questioning runners-up, although her attorney says she "doesn't think that any of the runners-up have anything to do with this," adding that she is "deeply distressed that this blackmail scheme is affecting the lives of other contestants." Such poise, but how should we score her on Artistic Expression? Until the supposedly steamy photos surface, the stars make their own prediction.