Jacko Might Be Backo!

MONDAY, JANUARY 07, 2008
Author: Francisco
Tags: Michael Jackson

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Yes indeed, it appears that the hideously deformed mound of flesh formerly known as the King of Pop is making a comeback.  According to Gigwise.com,

"Michael Jackson is expected to announce a thirty night residency at the O2 Arena in London, according to reports. The performances, which will take place later this year, will form part of Jackson's first tour in over a decade. According to the News Of The World, Jackson will earn £30 million from the shows - £1 million a night. If it happens, the residency will exceed Prince’s 21 shows at the same venue – formerly the Millennium Dome – last year. Jackson is currently working on a new studio album alongside Black Eyed Peas star will.i.am, and recently collaborated with Kanye West on a remix of his infamous track, ‘Billie Jean’."

So let me get this straight...I now have to pay to hang out with Michael for 30 nights in a row?  Man, things sure have changed since I was a little kid. 

Anyway, word on the street is that Kanye's re-mix of "Billie Jean" features Michael fessing up and admitting that the kid is, in fact, his son.  No comment so far from the kid, who is no doubt incredibly embarrassed by his father.