Melanie Brown And Victoria Beckham Keep It Real By Auditioning Street People

If Melanie Brown, aka Sporty Spice, keeps throwing down killer ballroom moves on Dancing With The Stars many fear her success on the show will interfere with the upcoming world-wide Spice Girls Reunion Tour which is supposed to take place this December and January. In case you’re a concerned fan rest assured that Sporty Spice has it all under control.

Melanie told In-Touch that she and Victoria Beckham, the lovely Posh Spice, have just auditioned some fantastic back-up dancers “from the street” who are “not pretty at all” and, to be more specific about who these street people are, Melanie elaborated that they were “funky dancers who knew breakdancing and all that stuff.” 

So if you ever thought the Spice Girls were just five fine high-maintenance honeys, well Sporty just showed you what’s up.  I’m just waiting for the new Spice Girl posters from Detroit, Compton, and East New York to hit the stores because then I’ll have something to hang over my bed for inspiration.