Lindsay Lohan's Latrine Lust (Continued)

In an earlier Starbuddies post, we reported that wild child Lindsay Lohan was (allegedly) enjoying amorous trysts with an unidentified male in a restroom at the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic in Utah, where she was receiving treatment for substance abuse issues. Now, according to chinadaily.com (where we heard it first) the Herbie Fully Loaded star’s lavarotory lover was Tony Allen, frontman for the British band Dead Stays Alive.  This information comes via divorce papers submitted by the rocker’s wife, Stephanie, a wealthy Brit heiress (her family is said to be worth $720 million; that's a lot of toilet paper!) and mother to his two young children.  Ms. Allen claims that her three-year marriage to the singer “is irretrievably broken” and gives the grounds for divorce as his “adultery” and “cruel treatment.”  She also says that her husband is “guilty of habitual drug addiction (isn’t that an oxymoron, or, forgive the pun, an oxycotin-moron).  While we have yet to hear denials from Linds or her publicists regarding Ms. Allen’s accusations, she was snapped recently wearing a sweat jacket (designer) with “Stop Following Me” emblazoned on the back in bold red letters.  The question begs:  is this message intended for the paparazzi, divorce lawyers...bathroom attendants?  

Or perhaps, the Red Chinese government, which may soon declare La Lohan a post-dated enemy of the Revolution. She should quit making that peace-sign immediately.  Stay tuned.