Kirsten Dunst Checks Into Cirque Lodge

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 08, 2008
Author: Susan
Tags: Kirsten Dunst

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Kirsten Dunst has just signed what seems like a celebrity membership as a rehab patient at the Cirque Lodge in Utah. This place sort of reminds me of The Shining, like in the end when all those people inside the hotel portrait come to life, and Jack Nicholson is told, “You have always been here,” and the party goes on with drinks a’ flowing.  At the moment, Kirsten Dunst will find herself in the company of Eva Mendes, who is also recovering at the mountaintop facility.  In my opinion, once you’ve checked yourself in, you’re forever a member...like...in The Shining?  Other rehabie celebs include Lindsay Lohan, Richie Sambora, Mary-Kate Olsen, but the rest will remain secret until they all emerge out of the wallpaper together after a family gets trapped inside the exclusive rehab center during an awful snow storm.  If this ever happens, and my wildest dreams come true, someone will film it and it’ll be a cross between The Shining and The Rocky Horror Picture Show (in which Susan Sarandon looks really hot and then never again).

Star Magazine reports:

"She desperately needed help," a source in Utah tells Star. "She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears.
"She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she's getting the help she needs."

Yes, thankfully Kirsten Dunst is getting some help.  But who will help me?  And who was there for  Shelley Duvall when she was famous and about to get knifed by Jack Nicholson?  Does the Cirque Lodge only accept beautiful people?  They suck.