Kim Kardashian Has Natural Boobs, Her Ass Is 100% Real And She Wants You to Know That

“Socialite Kim Kardashian stripped for the December 2007 issue of Playboy in a bid to prove to the world she hasn't been cosmetically enhanced,” reports Starpulse.

Okay, if I’ve never heard of Photoshop and if someone like God or the president of a really powerful alien nation swore to me that Playboy Magazine has also never heard of the industry-standard Adobe imaging program I would believe Kim Kardashian’s current magazine spread is like total truth. But even if I were lucky enough to intercept such a message from God or the president of an alien nation, I would still wonder why Kardashian (who swears she will never make another sex tape again) thinks the male population really cares whether she’s au natural or not. She still looks exactly the same and no one can actually touch her anyway.

I can only assume that her plea is to an imaginary female population out there – a floating land of bitches – whom she obviously holds very close to her heart.

The 27-year-old tells In Touch, "I wanted to show that I'm not some skinny girl, I have a healthy body image, and I'm happy with my curves and who I am...I always laugh when it says on the Internet that I have fake boobs, butt implants or injected lips, because it's so not true. I've never had plastic surgery...I'm excited for people to finally see how I really am."  Inside the issue, busty Kardashian strips down to nothing, wearing only pearls and ornate jewelry. 

I think a lot of people are excited too.  But not people from the land of bitches.