Jessica Simpson may get married to Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 2008
Author: Susan
Tags: Jessica Simpson , Nick Lachey , Tony Romo

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This will be worst than Yoko Ono breaking up the Beatles.  Dallas Cowboys fans can kiss their team good-bye: that means no more tailgating parties, no more drunken brawls empowered by sporty-man-love.  Perhaps there may not even be another televised "Dallas Cowgirls Thanksgiving Blessings" where the famed cheerleaders get all dressed up like super sluts in the colors of the American Flag just to explain how ordinary they really are, like this, “I love family,” “I like holiday spirit,” “I’m daddy’s little girl,” “I love stuffing,” and “Turkey is the best.” 

Generally, what I’m saying is if you’re from Dallas there will be nothing left for you to do but watch the Cowboys lose. I’m also saying Tony Romo doesn’t care about you.  Isn’t that enough to throw some 40s against your backyard fence and turn over your cousin’s car?

According to OneIndia:

“News of the couple getting engaged came from friends, who say that Jessica is head over heels in love with Romo.

"I think they're going to get married," US mag quoted Romo's close friend of three years, Michael Starr, as saying in the latest issue of Us Weekly. Starr is not the only one who predicts the union between the two, Romo's former fling Sophia Bush, was also of the same opinion.

"I think they could go the distance. They're perfect for each other," the actress, a mutual friend of Romo and Simpson, said.

"They're both funny and wonderful and kind. I'm rooting for them," she added.

Nick Lachey, who is Simpson's ex, also chimed in to add his blessing. "I wish her nothing but happiness," he told Us. "If she's found that... good for her," he added."

Well Nick Lachey, how I've forgotten about you.  But even that sage comment is only equivalent to a monkey blinking at a shiny new penny.  Remind me again...what have you done since the split? That’s right you shiny-eyed monkey.  Nothing.