Jessica Alba Loves Ham And Cheese Sandwiches And Amy Winehouse, Hurray

THURSDAY, MARCH 06, 2008
Author: Susan
Tags: Jessica Alba

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The Eye star looks completely un-mysterious at the premiere of her new film in Paris, wearing this tent-like gown as she continues to gestate yet another Hollywood baby due to be born this spring/early summer. She and Cash Warren are engaged and a while back Jessica told a glam magazine she’s the luckiest woman in the world because she’s got it all: a baby on the way, a fiancé, and an incredible career. The keyword here is un-mysterious?  Or perhaps it’s sicky-sweet. Jessica Alba is so predictable it’s embarrassing, especially in France where the average woman looks sexy in mere slippers and an old slip while washing her pantyhose in the bathroom sink.

So Alba is in Paris, and guess what she likes?(!) She noted in her blog: 

"Every day I have eaten ham and cheese sandwiches, I can't get enough of them.  Wish they had these back in the states, the bread is amazing. My tummy is getting bigger by the second and the little one must like the food too because it is moving and kicking like crazy. "

God just when she’s about to bore me to death, it gets better:  

"Last trip! ... Also saw Amy Winehouse perform. She has such an incredible voice. She's definitely a throwback...reminiscent of Ella. I am currently getting my makeup done to go to the premiere of my movie. Can't wait to get home and rest.”

I’m sure Jessica Alba is exactly the kind of person Amy Winehouse would have no problem smacking across the face with a bottle for being annoyingly perky and obnoxiously vapid.  If my dream comes true, Winehouse would stumble out of her home and straight onto the express train to Paris, caring nothing about exposing a massively infectious impetigo cyst still healing on her face, just to tell Alba to shut the fuck up and stop blogging because no one cares what she thinks.