Jennifer Aniston Dating A Guy Standing Behind A Palm Tree Who Could Be Orlando Bloom

According to The Sun Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom may be dating because the former Good Girl was “spotted in Mexico with a man that looks suspiciously like Lord Of The Rings star Orlando Bloom. Although the photograph is a bit vague, Hollywood gossips are excited about the prospect of a new A-list couple. The picture shows the former Friends beauty photographed sunbathing in a skimpy brown bikini while a topless toned hunk looks on admiringly.”

I’m baffled if not angry. First of all, are the “Hollywood gossips” that desperate to pair Jennifer Aniston up with a boyfriend? I find that insulting because Jennifer Aniston is very hot and she has suffered enough.  Second of all, Orlando Bloom does not qualify as an A-list counterpart.  He played a giant elf in Lord Of The Rings.  And third of all, how can someone look “suspiciously like Orlando Bloom” and have that pass as news?  My mother can look “suspiciously” like the Queen of England sometimes, so how come nobody’s ever tried to take pictures of me throwing out garbage in my L.A. bungalow home?  Today, I invite every one of you reading to invent one lie and spread it around.