Helena Christensen: To Be or Not to be...(Drunk), that is the Question

Be it Brigitte Nielson or King Hamlet, the Danes have a unique flair for mixing dramatics, stimulants, and romance. Take Helena Christensen, the Danish Supermodel, who recently explained in Female First.co.uk. how she sizes-up a potential paramour. "It's always a good thing to get a little tipsy together,” Christensen says, “because if someone can still be cool when they're a bit drunk, that's a good test. And then when you have to do something mundane and routine and boring, and see how that goes. You know, are we going to be able to change nappies together?"   Christensen also claims in the article that she has never lived with, married, or divorced a man, although she bemoans the fact that the press is always writing otherwise.   The question begs:  Might the media’s confusion stem from a few too many cocktails dispensed by a horny Helena?