RedOne Calls Heidi Montag a Star But It’s The Reefer Talking

TUESDAY, JUNE 24, 2008
Author: Susan
Tags: Heidi Montag , Spencer Pratt

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Famed Moroccan and Swedish producer, RedOne, who has worked with the likes of Kat Deluna, Shakira, and Wyclef Jean, can now add Heidi Montag to his list of musical talents, but this of course probably happened during a moment when a slight ripple in time split the earth’s atmosphere for a fracture of a nano-second, and by a stroke of ill-fate, caused a screw to come loose in RedOne’s brain at the exact moment he inhaled a too-tightly-packed blunt. After a temporary set-back in his mental capacities, he agreed to produce Montag’s new single “Fashion” and then said these words to usmagazine.com in an interview:

Us: Tell Us about "Fashion." - It sounds amazing. The song is all about fashion and all about her - shopping, clothes, her whole aura. She's really taken it to the next level.... We are working on more [songs], and it's crazy, shocking stuff that will surprise everybody.

See that’s the reefer talking.  No one talks about auras, let alone Heidi Montag’s aura which might sting your eyes like the sheen off fiberglass on a hot day.

So you wrote "Fashion?" - Yes. I'm writing and producing her whole album. We are going to do it big. She finally found someone she connected with — me. It's all about the connection. When it doesn't work with an artist, it doesn't work. With her, it's perfect. You can tell in the music that we connect.

You mean someone other than Heidi wrote those lyrics?? – and it’s not Spencer?  Crap, no one can be that dumb.  It must be the reefer talking.

Can Heidi sing? - Definitely. She's really good, and I love her personality and the way it comes through in a song. She makes you believe it. She's great in the studio.

All I’ve ever wanted to believe in is magic, but I’m not sure Heidi’s making that happen.  Maybe I need a reefer.

What does Spencer do in the studio? - He just chills - he loves listening to her.

Obviously, he's also picking at a hang nail and bleaching his hair with a toothbrush.

Will she sign to a label soon? -We don't want to talk about that yet. We have offers and big things, but [we're] taking our time. The label is the easiest part. Once you find the right music, it's over!

Where do you see her career going? -I definitely think she's a star. She has a star quality — a powerful personality with no limits. She can do anything and make it sound credible. She's a born star.

See, after the ripples in time meld back into the smooth molecular equilibrium of the atmosphere as we know it, and the mental capacities of RedOne returns once more, he’s going to have a bad case of dry mouth and a hankering for pudding pops and maybe it’ll take a day or two, but all this will come back to him and he’s going to need another reefer to forget it all.  Fortunately, I vow to be there when this happens.  What a win-win for me.  I could provide a shoulder to cry on as well as pull out a silver case of quality weed for somone who deserves it.