Finding the O in Allah: Dr. Ruth Goes To Egypt

Famed fornication specialist Dr. Ruth Westheimer tells Page Six that she'll be heading to Egypt, where she'll teach sex to young Muslims.  "I've been invited to lecture in Cairo," says the pint-size humpologist, "and there are no restrictions about what I can say.  Masturbation, orgasm, it's all OK."   While Dr. Ruth is certainly no Cleopatra in the looks department, she does share the same enthusiasm for "doing the Nile nasty" as the infamous nymphy Egyptian Queen.  We just hope audience members are able to make sense of her heavy (German?) accent.  I mean, we don't want anyone to think it's safe to "stroke each other's asps.”

This exciting news was told to Page Six at the 20th-anniversary bash for Zarela restaurant whereporn legend Jamie Gillis was also present.  There is no reason Gillis shouldn’t accompany Dr. Ruth to Egypt where he can reestablish himself once more as a hero.  I believe everyone is a hero to someone.