Kate Moss Looks Like a Banshee

According to TMZ, “Superwrecked looking supermodel Kate Moss arrived at the London home of a friend – at 3:30 AM – in this satin, Elizabethan-sleeved gift-wrapped prom mess.” Although TMZ likened this flattering shot of Moss and her crooked hand to that of a cat, calling her appearance “Catwalktastrophic”, I would like to point out that Moss looks more like a banshee to me, and it’s more than likely that she is a hero to the thousands of Goth kids who still remain across this country.