Clooney Loves Fabio...NOT!

"Stop being a diva." That, according to In Touch, is what Euro-hunk and romance novel coverboy Fabio shouted at George Clooney the other night at a swanky L.A. eatery. Seems Fabio was entertaining a table of ladies when a nearby Clooney, dining with ever-present honey Sarah Larsen, took offense when the women began taking pictures.  The Syriana star assumed they were lensing him, and asked them to stop.  This ignited Fabio's rage (they were only taking pictures of him), and a scuffle ensued.  Clooney and Fabio reportedly got into a shoving match (with shirts on, we believe), but the waiters broke it up before either could get hurt or tossle a hair on their well-coiffed heads.  According to Fabio's rep, George was lucky "he didn't end up in the ER."   That would be sad.  I mean, how could we live without future Ocean's 14, 15, 16, 17......