Christina Ricci And Ellen Page In The Same Article? Why?

There's some article in The Guardian from Friday with this picture of Christina Ricci.  The caption: "Next little thing ... Christina Ricci (left) and Ellen Page, who is the 'new' her?” Other than seeing a picture of Christina Ricci and getting all excited, I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about whatever else The Guardian had to say.  Ricci is my hero.  Ellen Page played a smug, smart-ass teenage mother-to-be/baby abandoner in Juno (a weirdly pro-life movie which I suppose could be good, but I'm only going to judge the movie on its trailer because I can’t stand to see another film by that chinless redheaded boy who was also in Superbad), but Christina Ricci, besides giving her best performance ever in John Waters’s 1998 gem, Pecker, also proved her acting range in stuff like Monster (with Charlize Theron), 200 Cigarettes, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Buffalo ’66, The Ice Storm, Addams Family Values, and come on, Mermaids?

Other news, Christina Ricci might have a boyfriend, I guess.  Don’t mind me, I’m only seething with jealousy.  But javno.com reports:

American actress Christina Ricci and her boyfriend Kick Gurry, Australian actor, are spending their time in his home town, Sydney. Christina and Kick were seen out shopping.

Well, honestly now, if Christina's happy, I'm happy.  I'm going to take a nap now.