Charlie Sheen’s [Bleeping] Messages of Love

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 04, 2007
Author: John
Tags: Charlie Sheen , Denise Richards

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Charlie Sheen, star of the sitcom Two and a Half Men (some fall from Wall Street), is in the news again regarding his acrimonious (and much too long) split with ex-wife and balky actress, Denise Richards. The cranky couple share two young children together, and their recent divorce was plagued with allegations on both sides of inappropriate parenting and pornography.  Richards, as you may know, also distinguished herself (post-Sheen) by shacking up with (former) best friend Heather Locklear’s binge-bloated Bon Jovi member hubby, Richie Sambora. 

Back to Sheen.  Today’s Page Six lead item leaks e-mails (recorded and included in the court documents filed in L.A. Superior Court as part of the couple’s ongoing custody battle) that the brother of actor Emelio Estevez, and the son of famed Apocalypse Now-crazy, Martin Sheen, sent to Richards.  Here’s just a sampling of three: 

“Go cry to your bald mom (Richards mom lost her hair through cancer and chemotherapy), you [bleeping] loser.” 
 
“You are a pig.  A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig.”

“You are an evil piece of [bleep].  I can’t wait to tell the world what a piece of [bleep] you are.  You don’t get a [bleeping] dime till this is resolved.” 

While we’re not exactly sure what the [bleep] this all means, we do hope these two bastions of dignity patch things up and move on—for the kid’s sake.  And also, really, for all of ours as well.