Linda Bollea Proves Hogan Knows Best

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 11, 2008
Author: Susan
Tags: Brooke Hogan , Hulk Hogan , Linda Bollea

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Brooke Hogan confirms her 48 year-old mother, Linda Bollea, is dating 19 year-old Charlie Hill. Not only does the famed buxom daughter of Hulk Hogan know this Charlie fellow, she knows him kind of well.

Brooke told E!:

"I went to school with him...He was a grade under me...I'm totally freaked out. This is really weird... I personally don't like it at all, or condone." 

But no matter what, Brooke said, "She's my mom so I have to show her support."

"I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family...I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best."

I don’t know too much about the Hogan family, except that Hulk Hogan used to be on Mr. T’s side when WWF still claimed to be “real wrestling”, but I’m tired of people supporting dumb shit they don’t agree with.  Guess what?  I don’t "condone" Brooke Hogan looking like a man.  And you know what? – I’m not going to support it.  And guess what?  I’ll tell you what – I’m also not going to support Brooke’s brother Nick’s reckless driving that put his best friend on life-support, but I AM going to support the jail time he’s now serving. 

Listen people, this stupid I don’t condone it but will support you because I love you and everything works out for the best crap is how people like Britney and Jamie Lynne Spears get pregnant.  It’s how decent hardworking hos get played by their pimps or baby daddy boyfriends.  So make up your mind, Brooke, either put your mother in a headlock until she cries "uncle" and promises to lose the pimply teenager or say, “Charlie Hill you’ve got the best name in the world” and mean it.

As far as I’m concerned, Bollea is my cougar hero.  A 19 year-old?   That’s bad ass.  Even Aston Kutcher was in his 20’s when Demin Moore scooped him out of the cradle.  Congratulations, Linda Bollea, on leaving Hulk Hogan for being a cheating bastard, on pissing on social convention...I just want you to know, now with little Charlie Hill tucked somewhere in your 48 year-old rock hard body you're also an inspiration to me and some of my friends.