Britney Spears can't dance anymore and that's sad

Britney got to show off that hot chubby body of hers again Sunday night as she opened MTV's Video Music Awards.  In case you missed it, she wore a silver bikini and stiletto knee-high boots and tried to dance, I guess.  I don't know.  I am not convinced she can even see where she's going anymore.  It was almost like a bad high school musical except there were all these strippers in cages who danced a lot better than Britney or any high school kid I can think of.