Britney Ordered by Court to Pay Her Dad

Britney Spears has been ordered to pay her father $2,500 a week to compensate him in his job as her co-conservator. She is paying a salary to her dad, who basically had to sue her for it. 

I’m sad now.   

Perhaps it is only fair that he be paid, return the favor for bringing her into this tortured world.  Then again, since he is now on the clock, can’t she fire him and give the job to one of her friends, or to me?  I probably know as much about money as Mr. Jaime Spears, and certainly couldn’t make more a mess of his daughter's finances.  In fact, I would just invest all of her money in deep sea exploration (here’s a hot stock tip for you, Mr. Spears:  http://shipwreck.net/secfilings.html).  Then we could find a shipwreck full of gold bouillon and live happily ever after on the dividends.     

Let me know, Brit, if you’d like to see a resume and cover letter.