britney spears is engaged to herself


Britney Spears Is Engaged To Herself

Author: Susan
Tags: Angelina Jolie , Britney Spears , Justin Timberlake


Well, this is what she should do anyway.  She's been seen wearing a sparkling engagement ring, but there's been no word as to whom proposed or proposed to do what actually.  Let's hope it's not some kind of Criss Angel magic trick.  But honestly now, if I were Britney Spears I'd give myself a hug and just marry myself.  I'm being 100% sincere.  She's got to get herself together, man: throw cold water on her face, slap herself, join the army.  She's got kids.  She can't just run around without underwear (at least until she joins a gym) and pee on the sand in Santa Monica whenever she wants to anymore.  The good news is she's only 25. 

Britney's ex, Justin Timberlake, spoke out about Spears's troubled behavior on Oprah.  "I think she's a great person, and I don't know her as well as I did... What I do know about her is she has a huge heart, and she is a great person," he said. 

There comes a point in everyone's life when one has to say, "That's it.  I've got to stop being a loser."  Well, there's still hope for the former Mouseketeer.  Come on, Britney Spears, just say those words.  After that, adopt a baby from a  third world country and everyone will love you again - just look what those babies have done for Angelina Jolie (and she used to drink Billy Bob Thornton's blood).