Tricky Britney In Mexico

THURSDAY, JANUARY 10, 2008
Author: Susan
Tags: Britney Spears

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Yesterday, Britney Spears, who appeared to me as an adorable ragamuffin mother of two during an afternoon nap, was last reported to be on her way to New York with new boyfriend/BFF paparazzo Adnan via the Van Nuys Airport.

But wait, did we get punk’d by Brit Brit?  According to TMZ:

“Britney Spears hoaxed us all out -- sending out the word she was winging her way to NYC, but HOLA ... she's in Mexico...Video has just surfaced showing Brit driving around Mexico with Adnan” 

Maybe in Mexico she’ll encounter a chupacabra, the famed goat blood-sucking creature of South America, particularly Mexico (realistically portrayed in my favorite episode of The X-Files where Agent Mulder was especially intrigued with wacko shit), and our misguided ragamuffin will be scared straight.

After refusing to get treatment for what many experts believe to be a severe case of bi-polar mood disorder, members of Britney’s family are talking about forcing mental help upon her.  According to TMZ:

“If involuntary commitment is the only option, Brit must be picked up by cops -- again -- on a "5150," meaning she's a danger to herself or others. Then, while she's in the hospital, health care professionals can go to the County Public Guardian, who can then go to court and ask for what's called a "conservatorship." The conservator would then basically assume control of Brit's life.  If the judge grants the conservatorship, Brit could be involuntarily committed to a mental hospital. Again, that's not the only option and various alternatives are being discussed right now.”

Anyway, that sounds pretty rough.  I’m keeping my fingers crossed for the chupacabra, whom I’m sure Brit Brit will be more likely to listen to anyway.  It’ll probably ask her to bring it back some Lithium and Phenobarbital too.

Britney Spears used to be really cool in Mexico