Britney Hospitalized Again, Accompanied By Entire Police Force

Britney Spears was hospitalized again. No specifics, a cop on the scene said they were taking her to "get help".  By all means, someone help her.  But could we play it cool for once, maybe just send a single ambulance, with a two-car police escort, and call off the fire brigade?  CNN.com reported that the line of ambulances, squad cars, and other official personnel literally stretched longer than a football field as they carried her to the hospital.  Indeed, a person in a dire state should be treated urgently, but it seems that every time Britney Spears drops her Prozac behind the nightstand we bring in the jaws of life.  When we in the gossip industry say that a celebrity is having a “meltdown” it does not imply that an actual cloud of nuclear material is pluming from the celebrity’s head.  You don’t need to evacuate the valley every time Brit is exhausted.