Britney Spears Gets A Flat And Abandons Her Car

Why is Britney allowed to drive? It was only last Thursday when this troubled wreck actually made us feel guilty for our callousness in ridiculing her very existence virtually every minute of the day when she was strapped to a gurney and taken to L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and designated a “special needs” patient and put under 72-hours psychological lockdown.  But now after another baffling Brit Brit episode, our sympathy just can’t hold because we’re human and she can kill us on the road.

According to People magazine:

“The singer left her white Mercedes on a road in Brentwood, California, after she got a flat tire.

Lt David Grimes of the Los Angeles Police Department, West LA, said: "Ms Spears's car was impounded.

"Officers on the scene told me it was blocking the roadway, and that it was unsafe enough to leave at the location."

"It was towed by a private company that's contracted with the city. Her car is being held at the official police garage tow yard."

If I were just released from 72 hr psych ward lockdown, would hospital officials just plop car keys into my hand and let me hit Sunset Boulevard?  I doubt it.  Last time some indifferent orderly rolled me to the curb in a rickety wheelchair and my friend picked me up in Hyundai.

After the flat, Spears reportedly abandoned the car and took a ride with a paparazzo, presumably off into a field of dreams.  I’m hoping the good people at Cedars-Sinai gave the poor girl some decent meds.