Britney Spears Hits a Nissan on the 405 and Finds a Crazy Fan in Rhianna Vega

Brit, who has been on a tight leash ever since her father took custody of her assets in February, sadly crashed her Mercedes into a Nissan amid slow-moving traffic Saturday night on the Ventura Highway. Apparently the Nissan came to a sudden stop, and Brit hit it, which then caused the Nissan to bump into another vehicle.  Luckily, no one was hurt or ticketed.

Though this three-car-collision could’ve turned out badly for Brit and the other drivers involved, especially the owner of the precious Nissan (I had one in high school, a 300zx, baby) another rainbow shone above the wreck.  That rainbow came from the heart of a little girl in yellow whose shrieking screams of love for Britney Spears was probably heard across SoCal from Laguna Beach to Burbank, you know, creating a colorful arc of hope over our recovering pop star.  I hope this little girl’s expression of quivering love and loyalty, as she ran across the highway after Britney’s white Mercedes, will remain with Brit long past the weekend.

By the way, the little girl introduced herself as Rhianna Vega in this video below.  I don’t really know how to spell it, but I’m determined to give her props.  It’s rare to get excited about anything these days in our post-post-modern world and even though this girl clearly needs to be put on meds or clubbed over the head so she can take a quick nap, I commend her for her ability to show that much enthusiasm and perhaps also for the fact that she has the courage to remain unmediated.