Don't Call It A Comeback! Seriously, don't call it a comeback

Fresh off a series of repeated public meltdowns, completely losing her mind (and custody of her children), Britney Spears is about to film a video for her song "Hot as Ice" and according to Eonline.com,  she's "really serious about making a comeback."  Coincidentally, I'm really serious about making a magic spaceship that flies me directly to lunch with God whenever I want. 

Also from E! Online:

 "She wants to do the single 'Hot as Ice' as her next video and is ready to take the next step," said a source close to Spears. "She's been working a chair routine out in the studio and is ready to animate it." 

Why do I have a feeling the chair routine involves her sitting in a chair chain-smoking and picking her nose?  And that animating it involves her drawing a picture of the chair with crayons?