Britney Spears's Bunny Ranch (Un) Dressing

Transworld News reports that troubled pop star Britney Spears, who seems able to make headlines with just a shake of her fried hair extensions, has been turned down by Hugh Hefner in her desire to pose nude for his iconic men’s flesh magazine, Playboy.  Well, not exactly turned down, as Hef, it’s said, was willing to pony up $400,000 for the right to lens the Toxic singer’s (soiled) birthday suit.  Brit, it seems, wanted a seven-figure money deal (or life-time access to the Bunny Ranch's cafeteria) to pose.  This financial impasse denies her fans the rare opportunity to see Brit’s private parts; that is her airbrushed, computer-generated private parts.  So for now we’ll just have to make due with undoctored snaps of her panty-less self emerging spread-legged from limos, or homey pixs of her topless and boozing in hot tubs.  Sad, isn’t it?