Britney Spears Turns To Animation For Next Music Video

Not only will the video of “Break the Ice” – you know, Britney’s come-back-come-back hit - be pure animation, it will also take place in a futuristic environment where according to The Sun, “Brit is depicted as a pretty, slim line superhero.” The UK newspaper also reported the concept and idea for the video, including the art direction, can be credited to Britney Spears herself.  This is kind of genius.  If I spent a year getting fat and going crazy, I too would portray myself as a slim, superhero in an animated video – and as a superhero, I’d be quick to lay down my superpowers.  I’d point out I’d been using them all along so people would understand the magnitude of who I am and what I do.  If I were Brit, here are just a few skills/superpowers I’d address in the animated video: kidnapping my own child, speaking with an English accent, marrying a creepy, married paparazzo named Adnan Ghalib in Mexico, letting Sam Lutfi hide my dog and call me a stupid bitch and then rob me of my sex tapes, wiping KFC all over my body because it can make me invisible whenever I need it.  Who wants to be Wonder Woman for Halloween this year when you can be Britney Spears the superhero.