Brandon Davis: Hair Today...(Hopefully)...Gone Tomorrow

Oil(y) heir Brandon Davis, known as the "Greasy Bear" in paparazzi circles, seldom is painted in a good light--even when he's trying to clean himself up. Page Six says that when the former Mischa Barton squeeze recently touched down at the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, the stylists were so fearful of his grungy locks that they donned rubber gloves.  "Even the shampoo person wore gloves," said a witness to the follicle folly.  The spy also said that Davis, scion of one of the country's wealthiest families, was "really out of it...sweating profusely...and asking for carrot juice after they told them repeatedly they only had orange juice."  While we hate to pile on such an easy target, Davis, who was once caught on tape with Paris Hilton mocking Lindsay Lohan's scarlet-shaded nether regions, seems worthy of scorn.  When he's not flopping about drunk and drugged at clubs, he's either begging celeb friends for cash or bouncing checks to casinos and hotels.  Maybe next time he needs a coif he should save his money and hit a Supercuts.  For twenty bills you can get a cut, shampoo, and your own rubber gloves, if you want.