Bam Margera Is Grateful to Jessica Simpson

According to the Daily Dish, “Jackass star Bam Margera has gone public with his Jessica Simpson romance, admitting the fling ended his volatile romance with on/off girlfriend Jennifer Rivell. Margera says, ‘The stories about me and Jessica prompted my ex, who I had been seeing on and off, to go nuts. She went crazy...She broke thousands of dollars worth of [bleep] at my house and all the rest of it -- but at least it gave me a good excuse to dump her.'”

He also added, “I got rid of her after that, so, in a way, I can be grateful to Jessica Simpson. She helped me on the path of true love."  Wow, what a keeper that Bam Margera.

That’s pretty sweet.  Jessica Simpson saved someone! Isn’t her father a preacher?  Could this be a message from God?  Normally, I hate God, but this touching story may have changed me life.  Thank you, Jessica Simpson and Bam Margera.

And also, becasue of God, MTV was able to make Bam's Unholy Union with new wife, Missy Rothstein Margera.  I'm not sure if I should thank God or not on this one.