Aussie Booksellers Fear Lawsuit Because Tom Cruise Is A Authority On The Mind According To Awesome Leaked Video

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 16, 2008
Author: Susan
Tags: Scientology , Scientology , Tom Cruise

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If you live in Australia or are planning a trip there soon and would like to pick up a copy of Andrew Morton’s Unauthorized Biography of Tom Cruise for some light reading, well you might be shit out of luck. Two of Australia’s largest booksellers will not carry the Unauthorized Biography for fear of lawsuits by The Church of Scientology.

This was on the DL, but my publisher was about to release my children’s book, “Beautiful World” – a true masterpiece of pop-up castles and aliens, ending with Tom Cruise eating a sandwich by a trickling stream.  This is a big loss for humanity, because in my book, each time you turn a page an advance engram just floats away.  Thanks to The Church of Scientology and their support of censorship “Beautiful World” will never be published now, and the world’s children will all die screaming in hell.

In the leaked video (made four years ago) Tom Cruise breaks it down for you one-by-one, so you, as a “Scientology spectator”, can understand the basics. Here are some highlights:

• Tom Cruise thinks it’s a privilege to call yourself a Scientologist and it’s something you have to earn.
• Scientologists are the authorities of the mind.
• He’s not specific, but he says “This is the way things should be done...so let’s get it done.”  Besides sort of grasping the air with one hand, I have no idea what “this” way of getting things done means.
• For Tom, "it's rough and tumble, and it's wild and woolly and it's a blast... because... there is nothing better than... going out there and fighting the fight and, suddenly you see, things are better."
• Lastly, Tom gives it to you straight: "Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else; as you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one that can really help."

There’s the video with the Mission Impossible soundtrack playing in the background, because it is an impossible mission: life’s tough for a pimp, being the second in command of The Church of Scientology and all.