Ashlee Showing Bump Zoologists Be Ready

THURSDAY, JUNE 12, 2008
Author: Susan
Tags: Ashlee Simpson , Pete Wentz

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Ashlee Simpson is reportedly starting to show a bump, but judging by this photo it may be hard for anyone to guess what’s actually hiding inside. If I had to put money on it, I’d say it’s a monkey-koala-munchkin, and if this turns out to be true I want international props for calling it first. After international props, I want to be the first amateur scientist to examine the specimen and determine whether it’s ethical to let it live or die.



From usmagazine.com:

Weeks after confirming she's expecting, a pregnant Ashlee Simpson is starting to show.

The newlywed (see photos of celeb brides) popped by Hollywood's RenMar Studios in a flowy maxi-dress with a plunging neckline on Monday.

Her husband Pete Wentz recently admitted he was "nervous ... the first time I ever went to the doctor's office."

But after hearing the baby's heartbeat, "I felt totally content and at peace with everything," he said. "It feels good."

Obviously, it was important for Pete Wentz to go to the doctor for the first time.  Maybe he should try the dentist next.  But I digress, the important thing is that after hearing the triple throb of his monkey-koala-munchkin’s growing heart, the proud father-to-be was able to rest assured, knowing without doubt the baby is in fact his own.  God damn, this couple is so cute!