Tags: Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie admits, as quoted in Bizarre Online, to taking LSD before a trip (no pun intended) to Disneyland years ago. I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life, she said about the mind-bending experience. What wasnt reported is that the object of Jolies hallucinatory-compassion, the fellow inside the mouse costume, was also high that dayfloating on a dangerous cocktail of hot dog nitrates, cotton candy residue, and Goofy-shaped snow cones. I vaguely remember some big-lipped chick sucking on my tail that day, he said, when asked if he remembered the future Tomb Raider star. But then again, my time at Disney was a big blur. When also asked if he was offended by Jolies depressed take on his job and existence, he replied, Not at all. I do hate my life, but not enough to put Mr. And Mrs. Smith in my Net Flix cue.