A-List Stars Running Scared After Ashton Kutcher’s 30th Birthday Party But Kevin Bacon Wasn’t One of Them

Madonna, Kate Hudson, Bruce Willis, Lucy Liu, Liv Tyler, Gwyneth Paltrow, Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart are all required to test for hepatitis after celebrating Ashton’s B-day at New York’s Socialista. The club tested positive for Hep A. I’m sure all these people will be fine. I’m just impressed they are all friends. The one person I’m suspicious about not being there was KEVIN BACON. How could he not have been invited? Well, Ashton and Demi might have forgotten to extend a welcome to the hot 80’s/early 90’s star, but Stephen Colbert didn’t forget to include the very man who completes the cycle of celebrity life as he celebrated the return of the Colbert Report writers back from the writer’s strike. For no apparent reason, as Colbert honored each reunited writer with a pencil, Kevin Bacon was one of them. That was weird, but cool. Much cooler than Ashton Kutcher turning 30. By the way, in case you were wondering the other B-day guests at Ashton’s party included Salma Hayek and her husband, Lake Bell, Molly Sims, Amy Smart, Ivanka Trump, Parker Posey, Ali Larter, stylist Rachel Zoe, and designer Roberto Cavalli. About the hepatitis, Ashton's rep Ruth Bernstein tells Star, "This is news to me. I'm going to look into it and get back to you.” Yeah, you do that Bernstein. Then come back and tell me why Kevin Bacon wasn’t invited to the “party” you bastards.