Tags: New Kids on the Block
Boy bands whose members are getting divorces are too old to make a comeback. Since Donnie and his wife Kim Fey Wahlberg have already been separated for a year, there are not many other conclusions that I can draw.
It’s a good thing that Sept 2, the release date for the New Kids new album is just around the corner. That way Donnie can make some money to pay for all Kim Fey is demanding: sole custody of their two kids, spousal support, and attorney’s fees.
How will kids Xavier and Elijah feel about their father’s attempt to be a teenage heartthrob in order to pay their ways through college? Maybe they’ll offer him some much needed support. You’ll see them with tears in their eyes, screaming when Donnie steps onto the stage.
The Canadian songstress has reached the ripe old age of 34. According to her interview in Women’s Health magazine, she isn’t afraid of aging. In fact, when Morisette participated in a triathlon, she commented: “It was amazing to use my body as an instrument rather than an ornament.” Isn’t singing the ultimate use of the body as an instrument, or does she think her good looks overpower her singing?
She also stated that competing in the triathlon isn’t her only goal in life. She would like to live in the middle of nowhere for a while – like a forest or an ocean bluff. There she wouldn’t have to worry about being an ornament at all. No one would see her and she could sing at the top of her lungs. When she would emerge, her body would be fully unfolded and she would fly out in the grace of her old age, revealing her true colors too dull for the Christmas tree.
Tags: Paris Hilton
Sometimes celebrities can be the most insecure people. Paris Hilton is one that needs to prove to herself and the world that she is not alone. She was recently seen with a Benji necklace and if that wasn’t enough to make you gag, a “Our love is the real thing” t-shirt.
According to e! news:
If you recall, it all started with those rings—Paris wearing Benji's initials on her finger and Benji wearing hers on his—followed shortly thereafter by the two of them stepping out in color-coordinated outfits.How does Benji Madden feel about all this? My first inclination would be to say that he is embarrassed, but maybe it was all his idea. After all, maybe an identical twin looks for someone that doesn’t mind building her own image on the foundation of his.
This means the insecurities go both ways. In this case no amount of lovin’ will make Paris and Benji the ideal Hollywood couple though you soon might find matching Paris and Benji dolls at your local toy store.
Tags: Katie Holmes
What’s even more shocking than wearing too little? Wearing too much, especially when it’s a suspicious article of clothing like a pair of gloves. Who needs to wear gloves in the middle of the sweltering summer while drinking a venti Starbucks coffee? Of course, someone whose hands have been discolored by a Scientology ritual. At least, that’s the hypothesis of a few observers. According to aol:
New converts to Scientology are supposed to ingest massive doses of vitamin B3, aka Niacin, which some say causes the hands to turn purple.
Last week when Katie Holmes wasn’t wearing gloves, she had her hands tucked into her shirt sleeves like a shy schoolgirl or wrapped inside Tom Cruise’s. Into what labyrinth has Tom led her? One that has denied her the true sense of touch at least for a little while. Luckily, now the situation is under control. We are allowed to see Katie’s hands again. She is officially a convert.
Tags: Angelina Jolie
This summer babies are popping out of celebrities like gumballs from a candy machine! The newest babes in the spotlight are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twins Knox and Vivienne.
You’ve already heard that Brad was calm as a monk on retreat during the birth. He even got to cut an umbilical cord! But, I know you have been wondering about the obstetrician...
Sussmann – who delivered Jolie's son Knox Saturday night at 6:27 p.m., followed by daughter Vivienne one minute later – left his car double parked outside the hospital for more than an hour during the early morning visit.
The obstetrician arrived at the Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France, around 8:50 a.m. in his black Mercedes coupe. Parked partially across a pedestrian crossing, he left the hazard lights flashing as he went inside for more than an hour.
His previous check-up visits have usually lasted around 20 minutes and the doctor normally leaves his car in the underground garage, not double-parked on the road outside.
Obviously the obstetrician was so flustered by the birth that he couldn’t even remember his usual routine. What’s worse, he inconvenienced pedestrians by parking partially in the crosswalk. Would Angelina and Brad wanted this? I think not.
Tags: Rosie O Donnell
The false alarm about Rosie O’Donnell’s adulterous affair led me to take a look at her blog. After all, what could be more comforting than a visit to rosie.com? Her blog demands attention for reasons other than the creation of a new poetry-text message genre and her “at home” face, shining everywhere in its nakedness, making you praise the invention of make-up. Look at today’s post:
home againCoincidentally, she writes about a Cyndi. Never mind that it’s Cyndi Lauper, she’s obviously got her lover on the brain:
for one night only
-one night only - come on big baby come on-
off to rock with cyndiMaybe it really wasn’t a false alarm. Now let’s pray that the object of Rosie’s affection Cindy Adams really is a lesbian so those girls can have some fun.
girls just wanna have fun
Tags: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton may have momentarily shown that she isn’t a total waste of space. That’s good - everyone needs a break once in a while.
The Childrens Hospital Los Angeles announced the One Night In Paris star “has made an ‘extremely generous’ donation toward the construction of a new 460,000 square-foot medical tower at the downtown facility.” This contribution will go towards the building of a double-patient room in the Childrens Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases (opening in 2010) into what will probably look like a spa for kids who deserve it.
Paris told E!:
"I am so happy and fortunate to announce my support for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles," Hilton said in a statement. "The children I have met through my [involvement] at Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart."
And according to E!:
The 27-year-old celebutante started volunteering at the hospital following her release from jail after serving 23 days for DUI. Proceeds from the August launch of her eponymous clothing line at the West Hollywood boutique Kitson also went to the kids, some of whom were at the party to fete the arrival of Hilton's collection of relatively affordable casual wear.
Bravo, Paris Hilton! This maybe your best act yet!